The Nun and The Priest

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> A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the
> third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
>
> After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their
> situation.. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke.
> 'Well,Sister, this looks pretty grim.'
>
> 'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive
> more than a day or two...'
>
> 'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it
> out of here alive, would you do something for me?'
>
> 'Anything, Father.'
>
> 'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'
>
> 'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'
>
>
>
> The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her
> shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
>
> 'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?'.....she consented and he
> fondled them for several minutes.
>
> 'Father, could I ask something of you?'
>
> 'Yes, Sister?'
>
> 'I have never seen a man's penis.. Could I see yours?'
>
> 'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.
>
> 'Oh Father, may I touch it?'
>
> The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was
> sporting a huge erection.
>
> 'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can
> Give Life.'
>
> 'Is that true Father?'
>
> 'Yes, it is, Sister.'
>
> 'Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get
> the fuck out of here!'

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nice !

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