פורום הלווינים והטכנולוגיות הישראלי

Moisha Rabinowitz in the late 1930s fled his
native land of Germany. He sold all his assets
and converted it to gold and then had 5 sets of
solid gold false teeth made.

When he arrived in New York the customs official
was perplexed as to why anybody would have 5
sets of gold teeth.

So Moisha explained: "We Orthodox Jews have
two separate sets of dishes for meat products
and dairy products but I am so kosher and religious
I also have separate sets of teeth."

The customs official shook his head and said,
"Well, that accounts for two sets of teeth. What
about the other three?"

Moisha then said, "Well, us very religious Orthodox
Jews use separate dishes for Passover, but I am
so religious I have separate teeth, one for meat
and one for dairy food.

The customs official slapped his head and then
said, "You must be a very religious man with
separate teeth for food and dairy products and
likewise for Passover. That accounts for four sets
of teeth. What about the fifth set?"

"Well, to tell you the truth, once in a while I like a
ham sandwich."