A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
Melbourne, Australia
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before
him.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than
let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
