פורום הלווינים והטכנולוגיות הישראלי

> Canada Audit
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> Revenue Canada sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a
> synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the
> Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.."
>
> "Yes," answered the Rabbi.
>
> "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
>
> "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When
> we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now
> and then, they send us a free box of candles."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question
> actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another
> question, in his obnoxious way...
>
> "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
> crumbs from the matzo?
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the
> crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now
> and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
>
> "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from
> the circumcisions?"
>
> "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
> save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send
> them to Revenue Canada ."
>
> "To Revenue Canada ?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, "directly to Revenue Canada ...And about
> once a year, they send us a little prick like you."
>