> A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
> party with his old buddies
>
>
> So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
>
>
> 'Where are you going sweetie pie?' asked the wife.
>
>
> 'I'm going to the bar, angel face. I'm going to have a beer.'
>
>
> The wife said, 'You want a beer, darling?'
>
>
> She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different
> kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland ,
> Japan , India ,etc.
>
>
> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
> think of saying was, 'Yes babycakes, ...but at the bar...you
> know.....they have frozen glasses...'
>
>
> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
> him by saying,
> 'You want a frozen glass honey bear?'
>
>
> She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
> getting chills just holding it.
>
>
> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie pop, but at the
> Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
> won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
>
>
> You want hors d'oeuvres, hunny bunny?' She opened the oven and took
> out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
> blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
>
>
> 'But my sweet honey kitten... At the bar... You know....there's
> swearing, dirty words and all that...'
>
>
> 'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your
> Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because you are
> married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'
>
>
> ..........and, they lived happily ever after.